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SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 15!!! MISSION300 BRINGS YOU BOWLING, BOOZE, PRETZELS AND TUNES FROM 10-3 TO MAKE YOU.......................... DANCE LIKE JESUS IN HIS PURPLE JUMPSUIT!!! AND ... YOU GET TO FEEL LIKE YOUR GRANDPA GOING NUTS AT HIS BOWLING LEAGUE ON A TUESDAY NIGHT IN 1974, SOUTH PHILLY STYLE!!! LET'S REVIEW THE BASICS: ALL YOU CAN BOWL, ALL YOU CAN DRINK, ALL YOU EAT SOUTH PHILLY PRETZELS. AND IF THAT'S NOT CONVINCING ENOUGH, REMEMBER ITS A: LIGHTS OFF, PRIVATE LANES, AIR HOCKEY (!!!), DIRTY-HIPSTER-DANCING SATURDAY NITE! ALL OF THIS AT ST. MONICA'S PARISH LANES - IT'S LIKE DES MOINES IN THERE!!! (WITH MORE ITALIAN PEOPLE) MISSION300 Saturday, September 15, 2007 10pm-3am St. Monica's Lanes Basement entrance on southwest side of the building 16th & Shunk (1 block north, 2 west from the Oregon stop on the Broad Street el) Philadelphia, PA GET ROCKED BY MISSION300'S ENTERTAINMENT: DJS OH MURDER! INC. & BLEACHED BLACK!!! SUBMERGING THE DANCEFLOOR IN STRAIGHTUP PARTYSOUNDS!!! $10 IN ADVANCE, $15 AT THE DOOR. CAPACITY IS LIMITED, AND DOORS CLOSE AT MIDNIGHT REGARDLESS- DO NOT ARRIVE LATE!!!! SO.....COME EARLY, GET WASTED AND FREAK OUT LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE PLEASE!!! ps. tell dave p. he can have his caps lock back now... There will be a very limited number of tickets available at the door. That door is located at... Basement entrance on southwest side of the building 16th & Shunk (1 block north, 2 west from the Oregon stop on the Broad Street el) Mission 300 MySpace
Don't call it a comeback - it's just the second installment of the most realest new party ever. Believe the hype and show up to the scene on Saturday, July 14th from 10PM - 3AM. You and all your friends will be rollin' high with twelve open lanes, steppin' smart with tunes from Counterpoint and the Oh Murder! ladies, and drinkin' easy with ice-cold brews from a beverage distributor near you. And, as if an all-night dance party with unlimited alcohol and soft pretzels in a South Philly church basement bowling alley wasn't special enough, this night doubles as the official birthday celebration for everybody's favorite everything, BadmintonStamps, which turns TWO YEARS OLD!!! So if you thought we were terrible before, just wait and see, kiddo. Meanwhile, you know the drill with tickets: get yours while you still can, 'cause when we're out, we're fuckin' out. $10 each if ya buy in advance. Don't dilly or dally - get your ass to the alley.
Tickets still available at the door for $15, so come on down! Bowl friendly: Mission 300 MySpace
Bottomless kegs of cold delicious beer.
Music like whoa. People of exceedingly high quality, caliber, and qualiber. And twelve lanes of bowling. Just like Mom used to make. Welcome to the best, booziest, ballsiest night of your life. Look, if there's one thing we know here at BadmintonStamps, it's throwing hot parties. Our track record is something like 382-1 (Philabuster's 7th birthday party...the pony rides were criminaly short). Point being, when we tell you we've got an old fashioned booze-n-bowl going on this Friday, there's really nothing to think about. As if this bout of Lebowskian debauchery weren't enough, we've got SuperToddBros (First Fridays @ Sal's Upstairs) and Counterpoint (InMyPants) bringing all sorts of get-dancey goodies and gutterballsexjams. And would you believe that all this magic will be taking place in a church basement? Bonkers, we know. A paltry $10 bucks gets you in the door, but we warn you: capacity is limited! If you don't want to be left on the outside like some mutant sucker/chump hybrid, quit your stallin' and buy a ticket now. Procrastination may indeed spell the difference between a Friday night that bowls and a Friday night that blows. There will be a very limited number of tickets available at the door. That door is located at... Basement entrance on southwest side of the building 16th & Shunk (1 block north, 2 west from the Oregon stop on the Broad Street el) |
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